ᗯays Of ᗩ Kōhai | The Guide To ᔕuccess 「先輩 後輩」

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    Kōhai: “Senpai hasn't noticed me ༼இɷஇ༽”

    Senpai and Kōhai relationship (先輩 and 後輩), has been popularized within the anime community as well as many anime series over the past decade. Thousands of anime characters and people in real life become obsessive over getting their love interests — senpai — to notice them. As a matter of fact, a kōhai can become an insane psycho for the sake of his or her senpai.

    ... F o r m a n y i n s t a n c e s ….

    Anna from Shimoneta believes her senpai is nothing but orders and justice in this world. She goes above and beyond in a British violent manner to achieve her goals — to get senpai notice her valiant effort. She has done all kinds of terrible things that could easily be considered as rape. She even goes as far as raping her senpai to get him notice her.

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    Moreover, Yuno from Mirai Nikki has vowed to protect her senpai Yuki from every threat of this world. Nothing hesitates this girl. She will kill without a second thought if it means to protect her senpai. She even kidnaps him and keeps him as hostage in an abandoned facility just so she can protect him from the world. She even goes as far as feeding him while wearing her panty and bra only.

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    Additionally, Azami Nakiri from Shōkugeki no Sōma has gone beyond everyone else's imagination to get his senpai notice him. The spirit of Tōtsuki Saryō Ryōri Gakuen relies solely on the determination of the chefs. There are myriad of students here at Tōtsuki, striving to become one of the best chefs in the nation. With its competitive school system and discipline, Tōtsuki is able to deliver the best chefs of the world. Azami, however, wants to obliterate this splendid edge and transforms the school into neutralization — He begins to abolish self-study clubs, rank lessons, as well as the tradition of Tōtsuki — Shōkugeki. He desires to mold these students in obedience to perfect cooking under his strict guideline, with no one will stand above the rest.

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    Why would Azami desire to brainwash his own daughter and destroy the culinary world for good?

    It is because his senpai didn’t notice him, and the rest of the world didn’t notice his senpai. His intention to change the filthy culinary world revolves around his obsession for Jōichirō. He feels outraged when he has seen his beloved senpai unnoticed by the world, so he plans to change it out of vengeance.

    ”When I was at the dorm, there was a senpai I really respected. He was daring, yet delicate… A genius, beyond a shadow of doubts. The time of my youth that I loved most of all… That is where he exists. He possesses the skills and the sense to make you believe that he was a cut above all commoners, down to his very genes. All of the cataclysmic changes I will bring to Tootsuki Academy, all of it, is to bring “Salvation” to this rotten culinary world that ruined my dear Saiba Senpai”

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    Without a doubt, people will do whatever it take to attract their senpai’s attention. Many people are drowning in despairs and feeling hopeless. Therefore, these unpleasant emotions that mankind possessed have encouraged The Duck Master to become a missionary once again, preaching and saving the hearts of numerous people by bringing forth “The Ultimate Notice Me Senpai Guide", which will lead humanity towards the path of successfully getting senpai notice them.

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    I. How to Make your Senpai Notice You!

    S t e p O n e

    S t a l k i n g a t I t s F i n e s t

    Attention all kōhai!! It is time to turn on your stalking mode, and stalk your senpai like there is no tomorrow! This is the first step that will give you the advantage to approach your senpai and make him notice you. Your first mission is to stalk him and store all information about him in your notes. They are extremely precious and valuable! You should take advantage of his friends and ask them questions about him. Moreover, you must read all the comments on his blogs and profile. This will help you learn more about your senpai. Your hard work will pay off. Knowing your senpai's hobbies, his dislikes, his favorite places, favorite food, his clothes/shoe sizes, and his tastes will help to shorten the distance between you and him during your process of making him notice you!! Stalking is always a great, and effective strategy.

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    S t e p T w o

    B e U n i q u e

    After a long time of sweating, running, and stalking your senpai from valley to valley and know all about his tastes, preferences, and ideals, you must then proceed to do something unique that make you stand out from those who are chasing after him! Alternatively, you can do something that will help to exhibit your individuality to your senpai. If you don't have anything that makes you stand out from the rest, you will never successfully attract your senpai's attention!! Your dream will always remain a dream! If your senpai is on AA, you should post something that your senpai might be interested in — about his favorite series or his favorite character. When he comments or likes your post, this is your chance to start a conversation with him!! By commenting something on his profile or his blogs and thanking him, you are a step to get closer to your senpai!! Isn't that great? ‧˚₊*̥(* ⁰̷̴͈꒨⁰̷̴͈)‧˚₊*̥

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    S t e p T h r e e

    U n l e a s h Y o u r C u t e n e s s

    Senpai loves cute Kōhai. I am certain about this because I am a kōhai myself. When you have a chance to talk with him, you must not allow this chance to slip out of your hand. You should also keep him entertained with your humor! If you can make him laugh, he will become fond of you!! Senpai also loves kōhai who is confident with herself or himself. In addition, you should be a dork and be silly as well! Everyone is very cute in his or her own way when being silly.

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    Sometimes, you don't have to try to be cute or silly because everyone is cute and beautiful at the moment he or she was born. Just try to express that side of you a little!! No one can resist the power of cuteness!! If you are being cute and getting blushed when he compliments you, you will get an "aw" or a pat on the head from your senpai! It means you have gotten a point from him! Your adorable nature will make your senpai feel comfortable and enjoyable to be around you!! Maybe your senpai will notice you!! Who knows!!

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    S t e p F o u r

    E x p r e s s Y o u r F e e l i n g s

    When you get closer to him, you should ensure that you will give him gifts during special events him — giving him chocolates during Valentine days. You should make these events memorable by putting your heart and your love into these gifts. Furthermore, bento boxes are known to be popular among senpai and kōhai relationship. Your thought will touch and warm your senpai's heart. eventually, he will fall for you. You should further write a letter or a post that is dedicated to him and him only!!

    J u s t D o I t !

    ...D o n ' t H e s i t a t e...

    The action of pouring all of your feelings, your emotions, your thinking, your love, your everything in that letter and make him recognize how much you want him to notice you!!! Sometimes, you should try to compliment him and make him blush!! It is super amazing to see your senpai blush!! ꉂ ૮( ᵒ̌ૢꇴᵒ̌ૢ )ა。*゚✧

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    S t e p F i v e

    D e n y , I g n o r e o r R e j e c t T a t i c s

    You may wonder why you have to ignore him after all this time you spent to make him notice you! The Duck Master has the answer. Denying your senpai and not giving him what he wants will make him feel empty!! After a while of talking with you and developing a strong bond with you, he will get worried or even feel sad when you don't text to him!! You may consider of not doing this step if the distance between you and your senpai hasn't shrunk! You should only proceed to carry out this step when you feel confident or else it will ruin your relationship!!

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    S t e p S i x

    D o n ' t L e t S e n p a i G o

    This is the last step to make your senpai say he finally notices you. This crucial moment will determine whether or not you have successfully captured your senpai's heart. When you have a serious conversation with him, and he is about to leave, please don't let him go. You should run straight up to him and hug him tightly from behind!! You should consider speaking everything in your mind and confessing everything that you have been hiding for so long. You should further tell him how much you care for him and how much you want him to notice you. Finally, you must finish your confession with "So Senpai, Please Notice Me". After you finish your confession, you must run away. I bet your senpai will run after you and pull him into his embrace!!! Tah Dah!! You have successfully made your senpai notice you!!! ʸ(➜◡⚈᷉)♡⃛

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    B o n u s:

    If everything is not working out well for you

    T u r n O n Y o u r Y a n d e r e M o d e

    If everything doesn't work out for you!!! There is nothing to be afraid of because Duck Senpai has a solution for you. You should always bring a knife with you and kill everyone who tries to get in your way! You should also kill every girl that surrounded him! If that still doesn't work out, kidnap your senpai, tie him up and lock him in a secret basement!! Now, it is just you and your senpai, isolated from the rest of the world. The final step is to threaten him to notice you!! Congratulations, you have been noticed by your senpai!! I wish you all good luck!! ꉂ ૮( ᵒ̌ૢꇴᵒ̌ૢ )ა。*゚✧

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    II. Ways to Please your Senpai, Maintain a Good Relationship and Draw him even closer to you!!! You want him to hold you forever <3

    F i r s t S t e p

    B e a M a s t e r m i n d

    You need to always have something up your sleeve!! You should pretend to be a helpless little Kōhai, but need to be courageous at the right time. You should hire a yakuza group, pretending to bully you and you should try to confront them! Your senpai will not ignore you. He will come to rescue and to protect you from danger right away!! Always try to get senpai to protect you, but don't annoy him so much!! Sometimes, be that little brave chick and try to protect him as well!!

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    S e c o n d S t e p

    B r i n g H i m H a p p i n e s s

    No matter under what circumstances, always try to make him happy!!! Express some of your humor senses and make him laugh!! When he is in a bad mood, you shouldn't add more pressure on him or ask him too much of questions. Instead, you should make him feel better by saying something cute, or something that shows that you are worried about him. He will give you a super cute smile in return!! Sometimes, do what your senpai says will make him feel extremely happy to have you as a Kōhai!!! Nothing you do for him will be in vain. Trust me!

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    T h i r d S t e p

    B e H o n e s t t o S e n p a i

    I have been through this and it was horrible!! Just keep in mind that you should never lie to your senpai!!! He will get super furious once he finds out!! It will not be good trust me!!! He may stop talking with you for days !!! Under any circumstances, don't lie, but just be honest!! Senpai loves when you tell him what you think!! He thinks it is cute when you speak your mind rather than annoying.

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    L a s t S t e p

    S t a y L o y a l t o Y o u r S e n p a i

    This doesn't mean you can not have more than one senpai!! It just means that you should never betray him!! I hope you can understand this!! I hope so!! Stay truthful to your senpai and love him wholeheartedly!! It is such a disgrace if you ever betray your senpai!! Be grateful to have your senpai because he will be the one that will protect you, treasure you and give you advice when you have problems. Senpai is there for a reason so you should rely on him a little more!! Love you senpai!! Thank you for always be there for me ^^!!

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    Thank you for reading

    I hope you will be successful

    Have a wonderful day (๑′ᴗ‵๑)I Lᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ♡

    #DuckyThoughts

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    !F o o d! Good job. It is well-written and just pure amazing.
    July 30, 2017